Where would you go on a shamecation? What would be on the itinerary? Would there be a tour guide? I need answers!

Where would you go on a shamecation? What would be on the itinerary? Would there be a tour guide? I need answers!

yeah. so. bro kills sis, kind of accidentally, gets carted away screaming about the mirror, flashback/forward gets all jumbled up, now mirror!mom, mirror!dad and mirror!sis live in the house. Nice job, dickweed.

So, cray!dad just forced cray!son to kill him. But I’m not really sure. Idk what’s actually happening.

I have a feeling shit’s about to go down, and for some reason I don’t think the sis’s fiancee is going to live. Don’t know why, he’s not here, Oh wait, he is, and she just killed him. Oops.

Oh wait, just a hallucination.

Shit, maybe not.

Spock confused about reality at this point.

Yeah, mom is chained to the wall. Tiny!bro and tiny!sis are adorbs, but mom is still chained to the wall.

So, sis just grabbed a lightbulb instead of an apple and took a bite. Um. Wait, all in her head. Fuuuuuck. 

dad just put mom in a classic sleeper hold. not sure if she’s dead or what. eh. aaaaaand now electronic shit starts to malfunction and dad goes SRSLY cray.

Flashbacks make spock’s brain owie. Sackhoff!mom going crazy, Rory!dad going crazy. Goddamn fucking mirror.

  • me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  • ...
  • me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

So the sis thinks the childhood dog was eaten by the mirror. The bro thinks it was parvo. E’ebody cray-cray heah.

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